Dad has decided to contribute to the blog. 
This is a typical washing machine next to a cat litter box. 

The dryer Serves as the laundry basket. Most customers tell us the laundry is getting behind because the machine is broke. Well If that were the case then their machine has been broken for over a year.

What is that you say. That is mouse @#$%, It is everywhere under this dishwasher. If I die someday form hauntavirus, this is the day I got it. The mice had set up camp there and had no intentions of leaving.
This is a laundry room with no sight of the floor.
same house but this is the crap I had to climb over to get to the laundry room. This is their basement family room. The rest of the house was no different.
This is a bad picture but another laundry room with no sight of the floor. The ceiling is even caving in. Look at the mold on the wall behind me. I will be lucky to not get any diseases.